What is Restonfarian?
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A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
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time to be a jackass
i'm gonna eat my dads shit
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Any time!!!
Tom: What time is it.
Me: Jackass o' clock..
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A clean pussy that uses less energy. A zero carbon footprint pussy.
I'm such a treehugger I don't fuck anything but environm..
