What is Restonfarian?
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A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
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Someone who makes a bet then upon losing makes up excuses tward the technicalities of the win...oh and they don't pay up.
winner: ..
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To Masturbate.
1. Peter, stop yanking your chain and get to work!
2. Get out, I gotta Yank the chain
3. All he does is stay in his ro..
