Restonfarian

What is Restonfarian?


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A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.

Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.

See rastafari, reston


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