Restriction

What is Restriction?


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What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.

Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.

Advisor-guy: You can't do that.

Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?

Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.

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