What is Restriction?
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What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.
Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.
Advisor-guy: You can't do that.
Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?
Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.
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