Restriction

What is Restriction?


1.

What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.

Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.

Advisor-guy: You can't do that.

Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?

Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.

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