Résumé Fuck

What is Résumé Fuck?


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Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.

Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.

See resume, résumé, fuck, popular, sex, bang, pork, britney spears


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