What is Résumé Fuck?
1.
Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.
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Slang term for 'Penis.'
Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.
Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-mus..