What is Résumé Fuck?
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Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.
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Insultgiven to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.
After Howard the Duck lands..
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The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger
Im not ready for this yet..
