Retail Whore

What is Retail Whore?


1.

a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.

After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.

See Lisa

2.

Someone who LOVES working in retail, makes little cash, is happily content, and feels no need to do anything else with their life.

Tiffany said she'd cover Jason's shift and work a double. Dude, she's a freakin Retail Whore.

See retail, employee, cashier, store, whore


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