What is Retail-rape?
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The act of being coerced by salespersons into purchasing something that one does not actually want, or can not afford; generally occurs in high-end department stores.
"Girl, that bitch at Nordstrom's totally retail-raped you. You'd best return that heinous bag."
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When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.
Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it..