Re:tard Edit Meaning

1. After dropping a piano 3 stories from a building on to a hobo, one must collect all 88 keys into a zip lock bag. After returning into th..

1. A former in-shape athlete who has since let himself go. Brock was totally ripped back in his football days, but since he took that job ..

1. This phrase means: to masterbate. The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. ..