Re:tard Edit Meaning

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

1. Usually worn by the guy who is the "Life of the Party". Never goes out of style, however, never in style. Takes a real man..

1. Short for: Pain By Tight Socks, a widespread disease caused by wearing to tight and/or too small socks. It causes pain to the lower ankl..