Retard Race

What is Retard Race?


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A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.


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