Retard Shoes

What is Retard Shoes?

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Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.

1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!

See velcro, retard, sneakers, tennis shoes, runners, shoes
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