Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. The Inevitable unwanted erection that occurs approximately 23 seconds before your stop on the bus/train, and causes you to walk off bent..

1. If you are unfortunate enough to hear this boring bitch give a speach then you'd understand. BLAAA bla BLAAA bla BLAAAA blaa BLA..

1. a sexual act involving a male, and frying pan, and 20 lbs. of hot cooking oil. "As soon as I get home, I'ma be idsssssssssssa..