Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. The act of defecating whilst brushing one's teeth with one and masturbating with the other. "Dude, I was bored last so I went..

1. Graphs, diagrams and meaningless reports produced solely for the gratification of management. Manager: I don't understand? Techy:..

1. the act of licking the sides, front, or bottom of someone else's face with your tongue in a lewd and greedy way...while making lewd..