Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. 1. A veneer of lesser objects, distracting a viewer from the quality, or value, underneath. 2. Anything that soft-pedals a potentially ..

1. The act of washing ones penis in a sink after intercourse because of the inability to shower before the next encounter. After I fucked ..

1. What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into. Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office. 2..