Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss. Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..

1. A modern neo-pagan or New Ager, typically a Wiccan, who knows nothing about their religion/ believes in crap like 'the Burning Time..

1. A full 3-day orgy of sloppy oral sex. Commonly used when people can't commit to fucking each other, but still want to get off. G:..