Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. First Gentleman of the United States. It doesn't roll off the tongue quite like POTUS or FLOTUS. There hasn't been one ... yet..

1. Something you DO NOT want on your nuts. -see also Dr. Octagon Mom, i can't was the dishes i have moosebumps...

1. A random way of being surprised and amused.. Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid... Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO? See zomg, wtf, bbq, lol, noob..