Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. Very Simple. Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head. "Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like..

1. Being totally cute and metrosexual in every way. Did you see Eli? He's a totally zakkypoo! See zak, cute, gay, metro, blonde..

1. A phrase that, when uttered, causes a nuclear bomb to be launched from Mars and onto an unsuspecting victim. From the Demented Cartoon M..