Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. DAVE KUBAN and MIKE GALINIS dave and mike are real outdoorsman... i wish i was as cool as them...

1. To absolutely waste your time on porn, get a computer virus from porn, or have your life otherwise disrupted by porn. I had a great lif..

1. An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude. What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie! See obie..