Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter. I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts! Hey did you get laid las..

1. Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder. Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye...

1. can be converted from one form to another, but it cannot be created or destroyed. I so munch ENergy i can go all night 2. What little..