Retard-a-con Edit Meaning

1. Suicide doors on your whip Ey son, you peep Snoopy's new Kurt Cobains on his llac? See whip, hyphy, snoopy, yaddada..

1. A well dressed man, with tendancies of being an alcholic cock sucking slob. The act of a cock sucking slob trying to get in a straight ..

1. a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table...