What is Retard-athalon?
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Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.
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Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.
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