What is Retard-athalon?
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Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.
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Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.
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A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.
An asphalt cowboy ..
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A Really "Cool Dude" that rocks a sweet mullet, tight pants, and sometimes a Douche Tag. These types usually drive rusted out ..
