What is Retard-athalon?
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Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.
see:
Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.
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DLC for Rock Band by The Who that if you FC it on expert drums, You become Jesus for 15 minutes.
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Something that is as funny as midgets fucking
Urban Dictionary is fucking hilarious..