What is Retard-athalon?
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Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.
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Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.
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Random Words:
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1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm
1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch..
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A member of the black community, obsessed with Air-Force One shoes, who cannot seem to keep a hold of his/her Air-Force One medallions.
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A slang term for male masturbation.
Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
"I heard Joe was..
