Retard-athalon

What is Retard-athalon?


1.

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

See Sarge


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