What is Retardathon?
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A bonanza of idiocy and stupidity with participants all trying to surpass each other in exploits of mental deficiency, usually with no end in sight.
I tried to get my carpet installed from Home Depot and they mismeasured, re-mismeasured, stalled for two months, brought the wrong padding, made zig-zagging and intersecting seamlines, and fucked up the quote. It was a total retardathon.
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A case of herpes so severe, the second the pants are removed-
-*BOOM*
Man: That doesn't look hygienic...oh shit. *massive explosi..
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The month after No Shave Novemberwhen you shave EVERYTHING but your dirty little mexi stache.
AKA (Mustache), (Moustache) or (Moustach..
