Retarded Asian Edit Meaning

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Although extremely rare, due to the seriousness of the Asian race, when encountered this can be one of the scariest and most retarded animals in the world. With the body of a standard person and the mind of a 5 year old, the retarded asian gets excited extremely quickly by doing things such as banging on tables whilst yelling random words like "MOTCH!" The retarded asians are always very horny and enjoy nothing more than batting offto porn after playing with their action figures or toy cars. Although most of them would rather fuck bitches with hot butts, the occasional (and even rarer) Totally Fucken Retarded Asian, also enjoys the company of men (usually trannys) and likes nothing better than sliding his golden fingerup other guy's arse holes, then smelling the outcome, every retarded asian is a finger sniffer.

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Person1: Damn man! That asian guy just tried to slide his finger up my arse!

Person2: Dude, cant you see he's fucken retarded.

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Person1: Hey, check it out, that big asian guy is running around with a toy gun and wearing a toy sheriff badge.

Person2: Fuck, he must be totally fucken retarded.

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Retarded Asian: MOTCH! MOTCH! MOTCH!

Person1: Shut the fuck up you retard!

Retarded Asian: MOTCH! MOTCH! MOTCH

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Keye H: Fuck off Alex, stop tryin' to grab my arse.

Alex Ng: Come here you sexy little tranny.

Yogesh R: Who me?

Alex Ng: No, not you. I'm talkin to my hot little tranny slut, Keye. Come here baby, I wanna make you my sexy tranny finger puppet!