Retarded Cumfuck

What is Retarded Cumfuck?

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When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

See ballsacks, dicks, penises, austin, kennedy

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