Retarded Left

What is Retarded Left?


1.

When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.

"Which one is it?"

"The one on the left."

"This one?"

"No, that's your retarded left."

"Oh."

"You're such a retard."

"STFU, asshole."

See retard, stfu, asshole, right, left


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