What is Retarded Monkey?
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The 43rd president of the United Stated of America: George W. Bush
There are many factors which affect the global policies of the United States, not least of which is the sad fact that its citizens elected a retarded monkey as their leader.
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1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.
1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master
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The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
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When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.
yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny
really know so how did that go?- kurt
She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny
why?- kurt
because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny
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The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
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Hands Down: Matt Dold.
"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master
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a monkey with brain illness
a annoying person.
everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.
