What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Random Words:
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someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm
pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones..
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First of all-holy crap. Can I be the first one to actually write a definition about this? Second, on to the definition. The Godfather..
