What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Random Words:
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One who is very weird and or shady.
That goth dude is such a sketch artist!
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One who is constantly paranoid especially while drunk ..
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..