Retarded Monkey Fuck

What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?

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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?

Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?

Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!

Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

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