What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
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A savaloy sausage or sausage roll used to keep a charvas kid quietace your towns name instead of jarrow.
Next time your out in a shoppi..
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It's when you grab your penis, and then you have someone else work you arm. It's like someone else striking you off.
I'm..
