What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Random Words:
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(v.) kill or killed. Can be used for present, past or future.
He will be put to the sword this day
Yes, ...he's being put to the ..
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The feeling experienced after being drunk near a friend's camera and wondering if incriminating pictures will be posted on Facebook..
