What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
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When one cums on a girl's hairy asshole, and lets the wad harden and "frost" the area around her hole.
I pulled out Mary..
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another term for masturbation..... originally used for an online rpg game but took out of context and now used for this.
Jason - hey ma..
