What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Random Words:
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1. (noun, botanical) A growth process whereby a plant sheath or stem segment grows back on itself, essentially turning itself inside out..
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The sudden realization of understanding a quote.
Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.
David: Wait what?
Jeff: ...
David: Ohhhhh..
