Retarded Monkey Fuck

What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?


1.

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?

Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?

Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!

Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...


34

Random Words:

1. tops, the best, no one is better than you I'm the best dancer in here, bar none...
1. 1.The crust that accumulates around a woman's vagina from lack of washing and/or grooming. I hit that bitch with a washcloth and a..
1. A person who hides in a highschool locker and when it's opened they come out and scream, "BOO!" which scares the tard out..