Retarded Monkey Fuck

What is Retarded Monkey Fuck?


1.

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?

Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?

Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!

Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...


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