Retardese

What is Retardese?


1.

The preferred lexicon of the message board/bulletin board troll

Laker_Girl is speaking retardese again, i need a translator.

See Vapster

2.

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people

noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."

See retard, retards


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