Retardic Edit Meaning

1. The Cornish Army was first used in combat in 1497, during the Cornish Rebellion. A blacksmith and a lawyer managed to raise an army of 1..

1. 1. when some crazy ho bitch gets kummer juice all over herself 2. Taking a penis and slapping yourself in the face with it 8==========..

1. Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat..