Retard-on

What is Retard-on?

A confused, erect penis that is held at a 45 degree angle.

The guy I was hooking up with had a retard-on, so I didn't know if i should've continued

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Instarack

1. Screamingly obvious breast implants. "Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"..

Ofi Monday

1. An expression used when returning to school or work on Monday after a super fun, hard-partying weekend meaning oh fuck its monday; the o..

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