Retard-on

What is Retard-on?

A confused, erect penis that is held at a 45 degree angle.

The guy I was hooking up with had a retard-on, so I didn't know if i should've continued

Jackson Pollock

1. 1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter 2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant o..

Land It Like Walt

1. The opposite of the phrase "Land it like Sully." In this case, the guy or gal who somehow skates off successfully without actu..

Muff Teaser

1. Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to gi..

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