Retarted Monkey

What is Retarted Monkey?


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A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuckall the rest of us over.

Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"

Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"

See fudge monkey, retard, dumbshit, shitface, fucker


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