Retarticle

What is Retarticle?


1.

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded

Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?

Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!

Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?

Secretary: combination of both

See retarded, stupid, useless, dumb

2.

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

See read, retarded, assignment


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