What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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A soda made by Shasta that tastes just like Hawaiian Punch except carbonated. The best soda in the world.
Let's go home and have s..
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A person who can fit into every category but yet none of them all at one. Slightly crazy, possibly mentally ill.
Wow that girls is so s..
