What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
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NOUN.
-commonly used in the reference to an extreeme macker or pimp.
-one attractive male who seduces females seamlessly.
i.e. "..
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More commonly known as Poppers.
Small bottles filled with liquid chemicals called alkyl nitrites. Nitrites which dilate the blood vess..
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Someone who not only interupts other's conversations, but also insults people in the process.
"So, I was at the mall, and......
