What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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Two handed version of the shocker.
If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!
See super shocker..
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A sensation akin to an irritating itch on the underside of your balls.
Hang out with Jonny? Tonight? Thanks but no thanks, that's ..
