What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
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When you or someone you know lays down next to a bum in the city and cuddles with them, also known as spooning.
Tom: Whoa, That bum sme..
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Someone who loves dunking over Carlos Boozer.
"Oh man, did you see that guy dunk over Carlos Boozer?"
"Yeah, that'..
