What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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someone who smells like a Mexican pissed in their ass hole and slapped their cooter
"Gosh, she smells like a yellow snow bunny.&qu..
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A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.
I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia
See umpa-lumpa, lumpia, ..
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Emphasized word for "eureka", especially used when one has been trying to figure something out for days.
Guy: "Eufucking..
