What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".
My friend has 12 inch log..
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total wicked HAWT SEX
omfg look at rosie duffy SHE'S TOTALLY HAWT SEX
See Gooch..
