What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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the phrase used (by me alone) to describe a moment of immense pleasure, such as ejaculation. You might have heard of me.
"oooooooh..
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to have sex with a woman that is considered a hoe
Seth: what up dog?
John: nothin much, just went over to this hoes house.
Seth: what..
