What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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A Camel-toe with soiled underwear.
After accepting her award the crowd was disgusted when Shannon picked her Mile's Miller on came..
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to be fond of someone, grow a liking to, fancy someone, intensely favor their whole being
Your so right, I just love your show right no..
