What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i har..
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Knowledge Wisdom And Understanding.
Once You Learn Zig Zag Zig Your Whole.
See zig, zag, zig zag zig, knowledge, wisdom, understanding..
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The study of the light source that has illuminated Germany for the past 35 years. Namely Heidi Klum's crotch.
I learned in Klumova..
