What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head
did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?
See base, cock, ..
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A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight assbut can also be used as a greeting or an insult.
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