What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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A person who has diluted themselves into believing that their ideas, created in and voiced solely from their ass, are pure genius.
Woma..
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Random crap that was randomly placed in a random place by a random person for no real reason.
Person 1: "Dude what's all that..
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noun. the unusual creature that embodies something ridonkulous. examples include a boxing kangaroo at Six Flags or an anteater at coll..
