What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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The concatenation of the words absurd and ludicrous meaning the exteme of both at the same time. First coined for the blog Absurdicrous,..
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when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again
I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission
See cum, sex, fucki..
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To roll Opium into a long snake like shape and cover in marijuana before rolling into a blunt.
We smoked an opium blunt the other day i..
