What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
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when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.
I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to fl..
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Like a nudist but likes to hang out in only their underwear.
Person 1: I'm no nudist, I'm an underwearist.
Person 2: What&ap..
