What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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Slang for multiple hickeys (marks or bruises on someone's skin resulting from kissing, sucking and/or biting by their lover).
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A state of being where some part or the whole is disfunctional. Realted to Jalopy.
Wow look at that jalopitated house, its practically..
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exclamation of mild annoyance, similar to "oh drat!"
"Did you forget to pack anything?"
"Oh pajamas! Yes.&quo..
