What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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really tight fitting pants that when worn make the wearer's legs resemble that of a chicken's.
'dancin with the chicken-..
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a person who possesses such a contrite and obnoxious and/or mean personality that they have the face value of a bucket of cow shit.
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adv. having the potential of having merit or validity; adj: vestigible
Though it could be bullshit, he answered the question quite vest..
