What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
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A basic skimpa limpin bean wack. No smegma megaming until the skoopma dimp's got the bean woter back to the bean wack.
Cole's..
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To take a cocky is to leave some crap.
"Excuse me sir, where is the bathroom? I have to take a cocky."
See take a shit, pinc..
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A gigantic queef that expells moist chedder cheese from the vagina, instead of stinky hot air
Jeremy "Dude, my girlfriend made me ..
