What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
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A canadian sex move, when the woman pours an entire bottle of maple syrup into her vagina and then you have sex with her.
Dude, that va..
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this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... ..
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Someone who emenates cool.
Original idea © to Mister Shape of Defunker.
"Omg. He's a total airconditioner!"
"Yeah..
