What is Retirement Home?
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a life of incredible dullness, due to health complications of old folks.
"I'm 60 years old, nothing to do here but to play checkers and eat old corn cobblers, because ham hurts my teeth and bread clogs my arteries."
Heartbeat monitor goes dead...
"Oh dang..."
Random Words:
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The less-ghetto name for brass knuckles.
Taking a hit with a knuckle-duster in the face will not be very fun...
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my 7th grade teacher that is a homo and wears the same pants everyday so that makes him crusty and he was found in a frozen mountain and..
