Retirement Plan

What is Retirement Plan?

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

See suicide, retirement, poverty, age

Lolita Tiger

1. A young woman who vigorously scratches your back during sex. "Oh man, I got with this Lolita Tiger last night. She seemed so young..

Reverse Cowgirl

1. A sexual position where the female is in a superior position by placing herself on top of the male and facing his feet. Kymberloves to..

The Beard Rule

1. The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no be..

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