Retirement Plan

What is Retirement Plan?


1.

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

See suicide, retirement, poverty, age


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