Retirement Plan

What is Retirement Plan?

A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.

"What the Hell are you doing with a .50 Desert Eagle that you've never used?"

"That's just my retirement plan."

See suicide, retirement, poverty, age

Cosmic Wedgie

1. To perform a wedgie and completely rip the pants off the victim. I gave him a cosmic wedgie and his arse was bleeding. 2. Where you g..

Queefing Beauty

1. (noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably,..

Lump Of Chub

1. An overaged, wrinkly fatwoman with too much sense of power. yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da wate..

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