Retorical Email Edit Meaning

1. A nerd who is truly beyond redemption. The kind of nerd that other nerds make fun of. You read the Halo novels? What kind of Ultra Nerd..

1. When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if..

1. The extint to which you or your friend is emo. A scale from 1-10 based on clothing tightness, buttons found on person, black rim glasses..