Retorical Email Edit Meaning

1. The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness. Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! ..

1. Same as uriah itchy heap but with the runs. Dood check out this puddle of uriah itchy heap See Mikus..

1. An acronym for "Fat sack of shit", commonly used to insult people over the internet for being fat in real life. Stfu you fsos..