What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime
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Becoming sexually aroused and gratified by looking at pictures of Philip Zimbardo or being in his presence.
That guy who follows around..
