What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asst..
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An easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. Or self taught physics classes.
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