What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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A. someone who portrays oneself as tough, hard as a rock, gansta, thuggish, etc....but who infact is as soft as putty!
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A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common sympto..
