What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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what is coming to them; what "they" deserve
She ran over my cat, but got her just desserts when she was hit by a bus.
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completely screwed over ie. something really shitty that happened and you can't do anything about it
Me and mah boys got completel..
