What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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a phrase used by white people who think that they are black when they have no other come-backs to say
Minh: You aint black.
Colin: wha..
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A term used to describe an out-of-the-blue situation for which there is no explanation; generally causes aggravation
Someone: Yo dawg.
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