What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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one who wipes their snoogahs inside the pool while you are swimming
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The cause of any unexpected and undesired outcome. Usually attributable to a fundamental lack of understanding of the underlying situat..
