What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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A girl's gay friend that a male suitor befriends to get closer to the girl.
I was at a party last night and all he talked about wa..
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Someone's who acts so incredibly gay you want to smack them. Relative to flaming faggot, and flaming homo.
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The moderately successful attempt to gain national recognition by either beating the ever-loving tar out of one of your preselected fri..
