What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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Noun
When you get screwed, Usally applyed to situations in which there are two options and you get the shitter of the two.
Why do I ge..
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The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.
"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a b..
