What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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The white pasty crap attached to unusually hairy pussy lips. (Aptly named after the famed Mexican cheese that people died from after eat..
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Guy who gets caught fucking his girlfriend in Bontannical Gardens.
"Dude, you just pulled an Alvin."..
