What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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Both insane and unclean.
Seriously, she's insanitary! Stay away from that one! She'll kill you or worse.
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A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially los..
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A phrase used to describe the act of rolling a bear, usually down a steep hill.
*Bear rolling down a hill*
Do a Bearrel Roll!
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