What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.
My mother always knows when I'm doing..
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1. To prevent a friend (male or female) or associate from attending a physics symposium.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a friend or ass..
