What is Retort Tardiness?
1.
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
See
Random Words:
1.
The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, f..
1.
Kendra Casselman. Anyone who will have sex with strangers behind dumpsters.
Anyone who willingly gives head for smokes and swallows.
S..
