What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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The measure of someones or somethings ability to rock.
"His rock-a-tude knows no bounds"
See rock, attitude, noun..
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Extereme moment of epic stupidity, usually in conversion and physical activities
That kid just Vrandoodled, look at the burn marks!
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a rare condition!
Symptoms include a face in the shape of the moon (moon-face), blotchy red facial skin and blank eyes like those found..
