What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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Refers to the 9th Ring of Hell. Used as an extreme form of hell.
New Guy:"Hey fellas, This is my first day!"
Seasoned Emplo..
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1. The nature of becoming obsolete.
2. The sound a duck makes when you beat it with a baseball bat.
The nuclear power plant led to the..
