What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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The chemistry that comes from online datine.
"I have to say that I am feeling some great keyboard chemistry..."
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Referring to a moment in time when a human body is flung as if it was mangled ragdoll and lands in a disgusting, yet satisfying position..
