What is Retort Tardiness?
1.
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
See
Random Words:
1.
To lick inside the anus and to retreave excrement.
During our time together I really wanted to be "Dung Diving" her!
See shi..
1.
have sex with someone
Dude, I'm going to get my g on so fly; I'll be *the* Mack Daddy tonight.
See sex, orgasm..
