What is Retort Tardiness?
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A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
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A piece of fiction within a fandom utilizing characters and situations from a pre-existing work including (but not limited to) books..
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To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.
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