Retortatus Edit Meaning

1. A Rofling Lobster, or a Lobster made out of Rofl's, or an extremely skilled player, or a term to use when something funny is said. ..

1. Slang for Extemporaneous. Teacher: "Why did you Xtemp Billy?" Billy: "What?" See extemporaneous, a, b, c, d..

1. when taking a shit, you're on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your ass..