Retracticles

What is Retracticles?


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word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature

Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!

Man: go go retracticles!

Woman: drats, foiled again!

See nads, balls, testicles, retract, defense


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