Retrocrastination

What is Retrocrastination?

The act of delaying the completion of necessary tasks by occupying oneself with past/archaic entertainment media.

For example, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) A.K.A Famicom is one such medium with which retrocrastination is popular.

-Approximately 28% of all use of Nintendo Entertainment Systems is due to retrocrastination.

"Man, why the flipdid I fail my flippinexam!? I thought I aced that shit!"

"Retrocrastination, dude. You've been playing Super Dodgeball and Excitebikeall week."

See procrastination, delay, nintendo, fail

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