Retro.metro

What is Retro.metro?

An urban slickster who is metrosexual by a grooming appearance standard, yet dresses in a toned down, vintage style.

Kyle always sported that retro-metro look that made you think he didn't try, but the ladies certainly didn't think so.

Queef Wam Bam

1. A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps Tom: What the fuck was that?!..

Turb0 B0ner

1. such a gnar erection that nothing in the world can make it go away.tehc0ckz0r Dude i can't get up...some one will see my turb0 b0n..

Alcrobatics

1. Stunts you'd only do while drunk on liquid courage, or brought on by alcohol Steve was pulling off some crazy alcrobatics last nig..

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