What is Returd?
1.
returd
re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds
v. tr.
1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colon; to re-deficate.
v. intr.
1. To be placed into someone's colon, via rectal insertion, and expelled in the same manner as normal human feces.
n.
1. A lump of twice-baked feces.
2. A person who crams feces into their colon (not necessarily their own) and deficates or expells it in a normal bowel movement.
3. A person who has been victimized by the act of returding (ie. forcefully inserted into someone's anus and shat out).
v. tr.
1. "I had such a satisfying bowel movement this morning, I jammed it back in so I could returd it."
v. intr.
1. "Look at him all covered in peanuts and sesame seeds... he's obviously been returded."
n.
1. "Look at that unusually shaped returd. It looks just like Abe Lincoln!"
2. "What a fucking returd."
3. "OH MY GOD! I can't believe they did that to me. Now I'm a returd."
2.
A combination of a RETARD and a TURD
person 1: Hi guys i cant wait for this upcoming biology test!
person 2: Shut up, returd
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3.
An abbreviation for a retarded turd.
"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"
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4.
Tom is a returd.
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5.
Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.
Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.
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6.
Similar to
Ehmagad, he is such a returd!
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7.
a piece of crap that slides out of the anus with little direction and maximum splashback
i totally just returded and had to purchase a new toilet seat
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