Return Of The Jedi

What is Return Of The Jedi?

1.

noun: A variant on the " Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.)

The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.

"Man, this broad I had sex with last night was such a freak. Not only did she want to do the Alaskan pipeline, but then she wanted the Return of the Jedi too!"

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2.

The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.

Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.
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