Return To Sender

What is Return To Sender?


1.

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.

Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?

Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.

Bro: Grody

See return, to, sender, vomit, puke, grody, sex, pi kappa phi

2.

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

See Fitz

3.

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"

Pete : "WTF that stinks"

Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"

Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

4.

when blasting a chick anal style you feel something trying to escape but you just push it back in with your thrusting returning it to sender

i hate it when i'm doin my old lady and i have to return to sender


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