What is Retward?
1.
A person who is obsessed with the twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer, and will change their complete attitude due to this monstrosity.
Signs of retwardation are the following;
1) Dumping partner for "their" Edward
2) Wearing the same, vampire related shirt very often
3) Repetitively reading the book and/or blogging about it
4) Will argue to the death for Twilight
If you know any of these victims, please contact a help center. We can create a better tomorrow for them, and us.
Obsessed Tween-"Isn't Edward just amazing. I wish he was my boyfriend. Twilight is the best."
Average Person- "Stop being such a retward, for the sake of your dignity"
See
Random Words:
1.
An act of smoking pot while cooking on the hot line of a kitchen. You burn a piece of toast and put in in the hot window to cover up th..
1.
Spanish slang for "its ready" or "Im done". Used more commonly when finishing a task or job.
"Hey homie, have..
1.
1 fat rail consisting of 1/2 cocaine, 1/2 Oxycontin ground up
Yo, she just did an Orbach Special, and she is feeling awesome.
See coca..
