Retward

What is Retward?


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A person who is obsessed with the twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer, and will change their complete attitude due to this monstrosity.

Signs of retwardation are the following;

1) Dumping partner for "their" Edward

2) Wearing the same, vampire related shirt very often

3) Repetitively reading the book and/or blogging about it

4) Will argue to the death for Twilight

If you know any of these victims, please contact a help center. We can create a better tomorrow for them, and us.

Obsessed Tween-"Isn't Edward just amazing. I wish he was my boyfriend. Twilight is the best."

Average Person- "Stop being such a retward, for the sake of your dignity"

See twilight, edward cullen, fangirl, obsessed


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