Reuben Edit Meaning

1.

A deli sandwich made with Rye, Swiss cheese, Pastrami, Sauerkraut, and Russian Dressing. One of the best sandwiches to get at diner or authentic Deli.

Customer: I'd like the best sandwich you have please

Waitress: Oh, then that'd be the Reuben

See reuben, pastrami, diner, deli

2.

An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.

"Hey, where is Fiday? I need my daily Reuben!"; "My taint is bleeding from this raw passionate reuben!"

See hot stuff, american idol, airplanes, vehicles, spiderman, love, sex, vagina, taint, sphincter, anus, butthole, bunny, water, juice, alcohol, chuck norris, soda, snoop dogg, bleach, dogs, sandwich, golf, bowling, sport, final fantasy, numbers, blues, math, english, physics, jazz, vomit, beef stroganoff, noodles, cheese, chest hair, nissan, disaronno, cigarillo, lamp, door, manatee, sea cow, cow, goat, belt buckle, church, street, ball, shaft, lamp shade, beer, liquor, martini, molder, david duchovny, skully, x-files, science, worms, viruses, demons, american, united states, zach morris, belly button, tomato, celery, perro, pollo, rojo, football, baseball, tacos

3.

A marijuana cigarette, doobie, joint

Mate, good to see you, come in. I was just about to wrap up a reuben.

4.

Usually a guy thats the awesome guy in a party who drinks all the beer in front of everybody whyll they cheer him on, usually wakes up next to chicks the next morning not remembering anything.

Person1: Whyd u sleep with my sister last night

Person2: I was being a reuben

See awesome, party, drinks, cheer, morning

5.

the most irritating person alive, but you somehow feel so unconditionally and irrovacbly in love with him that you can't help but adore him.

A douchebagbut you love him, and you just can't help it.

i love you reuben you utter prick.

See love, douchebag, prick, adorable, grr

6.

A Sexual Position, Where The Female (Or Male Recieving) Does The Splits With Their Face Buried In The Bed, Their Rump Hanging Off, And The Male (Or Male Giver) Pounds It

Dude, Im So Gonna Get Jess In The Reuben Tonight, Shes Like A Gymnast

See reuben, rueben, sex, splits, bed, male, female, pound, position

7.

It's a sandwhich with cornedbeef ( a type of meat) , saurkraut and russian dressing

dude1: man, i'm starving

dude2: yeah man, could really eat a massive reuben right now

dude1: radical dude.

See corned beef, saurkraut, sandwich, reuben, anchorman