Reutered

What is Reutered?


1.

Altering a news photo in Photoshop for the purpose of falsifying or exaggerating a news story. Made famous by news outlet Reuters, who altered a photo of Israeli raids in Beirut to make the strike appear worse than it was by using the clone-stamp tool in Photoshop to enlarge smoke clouds.

That photo can't be real--it's obviously reutered.

See photo, news, media, idiot

2.

Altering a news photo in Photoshop for the purpose of falsifying or exaggerating a news story. Made famous by news outlet Reuters, who altered a photo of Israeli raids in Beirut to make the strike appear worse than it was by using the clone-stamp tool in Photoshop to enlarge smoke clouds.

That photo can't be real--it's obviously reutered.

See photo, news, media, idiot

3.

When you have been blatantly jewed out of something, usually money, but including forks, ostriches, underpants, regners, bottles, squirrels, DVDs, teddy bears, hippos, Arbor Mist bottles, Easter baskets, lamps (I love lamp!), monkeys, life, episodes of MASH, shirts, cups, books about the IRA, flags, cups again, and the number 11.

"What happened to my book about the IRA?"

"You probably got reutered out of it."

See jewed, stolen, eddie, massa


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