Reverse Birth

What is Reverse Birth?


1.

n. The sexual act of inserting your head into your partner's vagina. Best if done wearing a heavily lubricated swim cap. Also used as a verb.

n. That bitch is so loose, even Charlie Brown could hit a reverse birth on her.

He tried to reverse birth Giggles, but she was just too tight.

or

The last time I reverse birthed a girl, my swim cap got stuck up there.

2.

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.

"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Ben S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"

See ptt, blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, lawnmower, hot carl, munting

3.

To acquire ownership of something, usually incarnate, by forcefully pushing said object into ones vagina (or anus) then subsequently pushing it out in an act of "birth." This is commonly done, but not limited to, aesthetically pleasing children that you wish to make yours.

"Oh Alex!!" Laura said with utmost excitement, "Isn't baby Benji larsman S00 cute! I will make him my own flesh and blood by reverse birthing him!"

See ptt, crumpify, cleaveland steamer


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