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When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be la..
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Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish lo..
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1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.
2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair..