Reverse Eyepatch

What is Reverse Eyepatch?


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noun, a facial covering. if an eyepatch is worn to cover one's eye, then a reverse eyepatch has the opposite purpose-to cover the whole face, leaving only a small hole for the wearer to peer through. used by victims of Zackley's disease, long-term cocaine abusers, and Michael Jackson when he tries to travel incognito.

jimmy: so tell me, does the phantom of the opera wear a reverse eyepatch?

timmy: no, that's just covering the damaged half of his face. a reverse eyepatch conceals a person's totally fucked-up face.

jimmy: shouldn't you be wearing one? your face looks Zackley like my ass.

timmy: *walks away muttering to himself*

See phantom of the opera, zackley's disease, michael jackson, fugly, hideous, earpuller


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