Reverse Houdini

What is Reverse Houdini?


1.

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.

"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.

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2.

It's like the Houdini, but instead of spitting on her back and shooting your load in her face, you shoot your load on her back and spit in her face and then you yell "REVERSE HOUDINI!!!".

I got drunk and tried to do the Houdini, but got confused and did a reverse Houdini.

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3.

Unlike what other people think, who are morons and don't identify the 'reverse' of the 'reverse houdini'...it is when you've performed a houdini so often (aka, you're engaging in anal sex, pull out and act like you're coming on her back but instead are drooling and she turns to see and you cum in her face) that she turns to catch the facial and you just hock a loogie in her face. The idea here people is that it is degrading SO MUCH to the point that a normally highly degrading act is hightened by an even more degrading act. This girl is OWNED!

A girl who's pretty much a useless piece of tramp ass - Reverse Houdini baby!

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4.

The complete opposite of a regular houdini, except you do the deed on the girls back and when she turns around you spit in her face.

Dude, mid way through sex with my girl friend last night, I decided to try and pull a reverse houdini, and IT WORKED!!!!

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5.

The guy is blindfolded while the girl goes to work on top. Her guy friend who was hiding in the closet comes out and switches with her. While the blindfolded guy goes to work on her guy friend, she whips off the blindfold and shouts "Houdini!"

My gay guy friend had had a crush on my boyfriend for awhile... he came and hid in the closet one night to try the Reverse Houdini. When he switched with me, my bf thought i was just switching positions, and got really excited that i had turned around until i ripped off teh blindfold & shouted "Houdini!"

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