Reverse Santa

What is Reverse Santa?

The act of crushing infant status people. Sitting on someone's lap who is of infant size in comparison to your hugeness.

Hey Jim I want to sit on your face.

Okay Liz lets reverse santa.

See sitting, fat, small boys

Zizowned

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Urban Tumbleweed

1. A plastic grocery bag blowing down the street during a windy day in the city. The urban tumbleweed marked the onset of an impending sto..

Kid Canvas

1. At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas). So I wa..

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