What is Revision?
1.
Probably what you should be doing right now...
Instead you come here to procrastinate.
Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at slangdefine to waste some time.
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2.
student's version of Hell
3.
Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day.
Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.
''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?''
''I just dont know.''
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4.
A way to get out of doing anything
Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise
Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.
Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising
Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together
5.
what I haven't done enough of this weekend
Louise is useless at revision
6.
Too masterbate, wank, jack off.
Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".
Example 1
Did you revise last night?
Yeh, and it felt good!
Example 2
Did you do some revision before the exams?
Yeh, obviously!
HA
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7.
Shite ass crap that makes u waste time thinking about it let alone actually doing it. Teachers excuse to set more work thereby inducing torture pain and suffering on the teenage race.
Coe: cba to do ne
Skillman: play UT instead tbh
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