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A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but ..
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(adjective) A person, usually female, that is attractive, but in a very fake, gaudy way. Fake tan, boobs, lips a usually a bit dim and b..
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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?
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