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When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.
At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!
At 10pm on Satur..
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When you have to leave abruptly to go take a monsterous shit.
Guy 1: So I was talking to her and she was like...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I c..