What is Rewards Card?
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a credit-card sized piece of plastic that is inherently worthless. almost all companies in existence have these rewards cards. they are designed to build customer loyalty, but actually only build customer frustration.
employee: "do you have your rewards card?"
customer: "i don't have a rewards card."
employee: "let's get you signed up!"
customer: "what will it get me?"
employee: "it's a great program."
customer: "but what will it get me?"
employee: "um... it's a great program..."
customer: "i know, you said that. what will the rewards card get me?"
employee: "nothing, really, but my boss makes me ask..."
customer: "..."
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it literally means "i'll swear" in local sothern hick. but not swearing as in a curse word.
"Well I'll swanee!..
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a document to completly bore someone who really doesnt give a fuck about your life
Teacher: tell me about your self in an autobiograhpy..
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a guy with bruised/pruny nuts
tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked
See ben dover..
