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alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)
I'll bet he's under the affluence..
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Someone who kills people with an ax.
SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?
LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.
S.W.M.: Why did you ..