Rhino Edit Meaning

1.

to kick someone with your knee up their butt without them knowing you're going to do it.

"that rhino she gave me hurt like hell!"

See Emily

2.

To exclaim "I Have AIDS" as you are blowing your load during sex.

Did you here that Bushy gave Drew a rhino!

3.

Acronym for: Really Here In Name Only.

Persistent non-attender.

Used to describe a person who is on the books of an establishment or organization, but rarely shows up, such as long-term-sick employees or school truants.

"So did he show up for the history lecture?"

"Course he didn't, the kid's a fucking RHINO."

See absent, absenteeism, truant, slacker, sickness, sick day

4.

to strap a dildo onto your head get on all fours and penetrate a stripper, also on all fours, from behind.

there are 5 rules to the rhino:

1) the dildo must be attached to a fitted hat.

2) no eating 25 minutes before performing or receiving the rhino.

3)the dildo must be positioned on the forehead, not the top of the head. otherwise one would be performing the unicorn and not the rhino

4) live piano music by nina goldin is highly encouraged during the rhino.

5) at least 3 other people must view the rhino being performed first-hand for it to count.

Luke put on his fitted choda-boy helmet and rhinoed the cracked out stripper from behind.

See rhino, stripper, butt, dildo, unicorn

5.

An older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly. The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes. Also look for horrendous dance moves, a white man's overbite, male pattern baldness and a penchant for picking up the bar tab.

"Hey, that guy's totally checking you out ... you should go for him!"

"Ugh, are you kidding me? He's a total rhino."

See manther, sugar daddy, cradle robber

6.

When you have freakishly large muscles and you are dumb as fuck. Usually called retard strength. On occasion rhinos will usually fake heart attacks during football practices. Also you can never understand this so called rhino. So don't try to make small talk with it. It might have a very freakishly wierd chode as well.

I stuck that rhino in the arm with a pin.

See chode, dick face

7.

Also known as an Andi. Noun. Bitchfest. A stupid ugly dumb bitch.

Wow that Rhino is a whore.

See andi, whore, rhino, bich, dumb, ugly, stupid, bitchfest