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sounds like "my cock's big"
Woman: hi, whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?
Man: Mike..
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The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at..
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When a girl is being a real prick to you about something you do not understand or did not know about.
GOD DAMN IT I am going to sign of..