What is Riaan?
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a heartless bastard, a jerk who has no life whatsoever. A person who fathers children in every country throughout the world. One who was not breastfed as a child. One who lacks a brain. Someone who claims to have a low sperm count. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a lesbian and a straight woman, but refers to all women he gets with as lesbians. Someone who believes he wins the lottery everyday and in any country that sends him an email telling him so.
Bob: "That guy was such an asshole, he was a total Riaan."
Tina: "I totally agree"
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