Ribbon

What is Ribbon?


1.

1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.

2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

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2.

An essential item to the life of a girl who is remotely self respecting. Ribbons are spotted mostly in private schools, but primarily Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda Maryland. Popular colors or styles are pinked, green, polka-dotted, and striped.

Girl 1: OMG let's go to Bruce's!

Mom: Are you doing an art project?

Girl 2: NO! We need ribbons!

3.

rich daddie's girls who are prude shits. Ribbons are seen roaming the halls of Holton, Ncs, and holy child. They wear their polo collars up and long, cotton skirts. Their hair is in a side ponytail or bun on top of their heads.

Wow, that ribbon over there is really messed up looking.


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