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1. When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat. Damn! I just ristoned. Hey, wanna go to a restaurant? C..

1. The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter......

1. Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in th..